Sunday, January 10, 2010

Starting off with a GIVEAWAY!

After much discussion, we have decided to start our blogging venture with a giveaway. Since pretty much nothing we do is normal, we aren't doing the giveaway the "normal" way, with the winner being picked by a random number generator. Instead, the winner will be decided by us! Yes, that's right...US!! :)
How to enter:
Simply sign up to follow our blog AND make a comment on this post with your FUNNIEST quote to be made into a stamp. If you are the winner, you will receive your choice of a wood mounted or self-inking stamp with your VERY OWN funny quote on it. Use your imagination and have fun...we can't wait to hear what you come up with.
(We reserve the right to use all quotes submitted to create and sell stamps and/or stationery)
Contest ends at 12 noon on Sunday, January 17, 2010.

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39 comments:

  1. CONGRATS on the new blog!!!!!
    I'm way too excited to see what's next!

    I hope to see a blinkie or badge I can add to my blog!!

    I'll be back later with my funny quote for the contest!!!

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  2. I think this is hilarious: "I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives."

    hehe!
    laprochaine@gmail.com

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  3. This is not my quote but funny! "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

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  4. It's not mine! It's Einstein's but I love it

    Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed

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  5. Congrats on taking the leap of faith and starting your own blog — can't wait to see what you come up with! I'd make a stamp for my Mom featuring her general response to everything: "When you least expect it, expect it."

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  6. One of my friends once said, "I don't care about FEELINGS, I just want to see MAGIC!" It's one of my favorite quotes ever.

    Background story: we were watching the latest Harry Potter and she was mad that they were spending so much time on Harry's love interest haha.

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  7. Hi! I like the quote by Dolly Parton which I may have misquoted which is: "You have to put up with the rain to get to the rainbow."

    Connie
    connie_bryant@hotmail.com

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  8. "It's kitsch, it's the opposite of art. It destroys art, it destroys souls."
    -Oscar from "The Office"

    ringojster (at) gmail (dot) com

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  9. "Smile! It increases your face value!"

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  10. I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing.

    dyylannnn@gmail.com

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  11. Love the blog! I use this all the time:

    "If it weren't for last minute, nothing would ever get done."

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  12. Okay, this comment is from Lisa's mom, who also lives next door aka known as NanaNextDoor...if I get to vote (which I don't) I love the one about friendship and peeing!

    Alli and Lisa are working so hard, the kids are running wild and its pretty funny to watch.

    I'm so lucky to be next door to my grandchildren so I can make sure their reading and homework gets done!

    P.S...I also work at the shop where the stamps are made and that's fun too!

    NanaNextDoor

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  13. Howdy!

    My quote is "I'm my own worst enemy". Not overtly humorous, but apropos and it amuses me!

    nfmgirl AT gmail DOT com

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  14. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

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  15. This is one of my favorite and often used lines at work: "And people in hell want ice water!" I don't say it directly to the customer, just when commiserating with coworkers. :) I also like this pearl of wisdom from Judge Judy: "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."

    em9499(at)gmail(dot)com

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  16. Wow, there are some funny ones here. I have two:

    1. Craft Naked, your husband won't mind the mess.

    2. The tooth fairy lets kids think they can sell body parts for money.

    I like the chicken one too

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  17. She who dies with the most scrap WINS!!!!

    Thanks for the Rak, I signed up to be a follower. Shari (cricutrookie)

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  18. My quote... "I'm just saying...gosh!" or " That's normal.... right?"

    This is a fun giveaway! I think it is great to have people use their imagination or take time to recognize what they "say" a lot.
    amerskine@hotmail.com

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  19. I love this quote and use it on my e-mail too.. It's from a movie and if you have seen the movie you will know what it's from. I would love to have a stamp set with it on it, to go along with everything else... Here it is, smile and wave boys, just smile and wave... and I add pequins too.. I would also luv to see something with Nana, just because I have a bad Kitty...lol. so I like "Bad Kitty" as well.. Gl all... even if I don't win would love to see the two sets.... Gl all Denise

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  20. I always. say, "Crazy people have only one goal in life, to make you crazy too." mississchic@yahoo.com

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  21. "If you don't like the answer, revise your question." mississchic@yahoo.com

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  22. "Everything bad that happens to women starts with men: Menopause, Pre Menstrual Syndrome, Mental distress..." mississchic@yahoo.com

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  23. "Would've, could've, should've, but you didn't so, shut it" mississchic@yahoo.com

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  24. "You don't get to complain about it if you're not willing to change it." mississchic@yahoo.com

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  25. My father has always said this,"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." mississchic@yahoo.com

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  26. "What good is a man who cant change a tire." mississchic@yahoo.com

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  27. "Welcome to my BLINGDOM where everything is shiny and sparkly." mississchic@yahoo.com

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  28. Better to lose a few feathers than gain a crispy batter... With a chicken with a lot of its feathers plucked out! LOL
    I just got that in an email joke today! Thanks for the chance to win!
    Noelle

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  29. I have this quote on a T-shirt:

    "Be Nice or I'll crop you out"

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  30. My favourite joke is: Q: What did one frog say to the other frog? A: "Time's sure fun when you're having flies"

    Thanks for the giveaway! All the best with your blog...

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  31. Welcome to blogland!! I love your blog and am now a follower. I also love how creative your giveaway is:) I've enjoyed reading everyones quotes.

    I couldn't decide so here's the two I like:

    1. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. (Alice Roosevelt Longworth)
    2. My husband let's me buy all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.
    Dayna

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  32. Make sure your mouth isn't writing checks that your body can't cash.

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  33. LOve the giveaway, something different. Great job on the blog. I like all the quotes I've read so far. I have one to add...
    Just gettin my scrap on

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  34. "Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

    Love the blog!

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  35. I don't have a funny quote but I wanted to thank Lisa for working with me for hours to help me with my stamp order. Your customer service is top notch. I found you through okieladybug and I will be ordering again. Thanks again Lisa

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  36. Wow what a fun contest.

    "Scrapbookers (or cardmakers) do it on the table!"

    Melissa

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  37. How about "That's what she said"

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  38. He was shaking like a bird dog trying to pass a peach seed!

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